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Whats brown and furry on the inside from Flashcomment King Kong jokes Jokes
What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in from Flashcomment King Kong jokes Jokes
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment King Kong jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.

What is as big as King Kong from Flashcomment King Kong jokes Jokes
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong from Flashcomment King Kong jokes Jokes
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

How can you mend King Kongs arm from Flashcomment King Kong jokes Jokes
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.

Whats big and hairy and climbs up from Flashcomment King Kong jokes Jokes
What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment King Kong jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big from Flashcomment King Kong jokes Jokes
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.

What do you do if King Kong from Flashcomment King Kong jokes Jokes
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!

Why did King Kong join the armyTo from Flashcomment King Kong jokes Jokes
Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.

After being away on business Tim thought from Flashcomment King Kong jokes Jokes
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.